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awesomephilia:

buttermilkqueen:

buttermilkqueen:

whats cooler than being cool?

according to wiki answers, anywhere between 10°C and 13°C is cool, so i guess the answer would be 9°C and lower

alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

1 week ago on April 3rd, 2014 | J | 192,345 notes

withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

1 week ago on April 3rd, 2014 | J | 67,966 notes
1 week ago on April 3rd, 2014 | J | 18,518 notes

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

1 week ago on April 3rd, 2014 | J | 310,667 notes

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

1 week ago on April 2nd, 2014 | J | 143,969 notes

wintercart:

this is my favorite part of kill bill

1 week ago on April 2nd, 2014 | J | 32,817 notes

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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1 week ago on April 2nd, 2014 | J | 794,319 notes

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

1 week ago on April 2nd, 2014 | J | 355,147 notes

ofools:

Ye olde sext:

[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

1 week ago on April 2nd, 2014 | J | 92,926 notes

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

1 week ago on April 2nd, 2014 | J | 174,857 notes

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

2 weeks ago on April 2nd, 2014 | J | 179,203 notes

armadillo:

True friends are ones who’s wifi automatically connects to your phone

2 weeks ago on April 2nd, 2014 | J | 53,546 notes
Ok, I know this turn out to be a complete mess. But it’s clear, isn’t it?
- Theoretical computer science professor
2 weeks ago on April 2nd, 2014 | J | 197 notes

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it
2 weeks ago on April 2nd, 2014 | J | 172,922 notes
angelsigils:

The tumblr app gets a little confused sometimes

angelsigils:

The tumblr app gets a little confused sometimes

2 weeks ago on April 2nd, 2014 | J | 54,370 notes